![With a sign like this, at least it's not likely to be mistaken for the original show. Photo by Matt Dempsey [CC BY-SA 2.0] via Flickr, clipart.me, & Wikipedia Commons.](https://unclewalts.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/04/san-francisco-bear-jamboree-768x403.jpg)
Oh, there will still be “bears.” MAGIC KINGDOM, FL — The Walt Disney World Resort and Spa and Center for Societal Change has announced a new project, sure to excite parents of all genders! Disney is continuing its current project (called “Woke Kingdom,” according to insiders) by re-theming the beloved attraction Country Bear Jamboree. We…
So much inclusivitiableness! WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL – Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, things are changing at Woke Disney World — such as, they will no longer say “ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls.” Which, to be fair, had to happen — there are, what, 637 genders, with more being discovered all the time?…
![The former Liberty Square. Can you spot the change? Photo by fortherock [CC BY-SA 2.0] via Flickr.](https://unclewalts.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/06/disney-tiana-women-square-768x403.jpg)
Now we just have to work on that troublesome word “Liberty.” WOKE DISNEY WORLD, FL — Diversity continues to ooze into every pore of the Magic Kingdom! Disney (them/they) has just announced that Liberty Square will be renamed to Tianawomen Square. Disney (them) spokesze Jun Disney (not them) shared this with Uncle Walt’s Insider: “In…
![A very obviously non-mask-wearing Trader Sam. Photo by Steven Miller [CC BY 2.0] via Flickr.](https://unclewalts.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/04/trader-sam-not-wearing-a-mask-768x403.jpg)
Next they’ll come for the non-mask wearing animals. WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL — When the Walt Disney World Resort and Spa re-opened last year, Disney required guests and Cast Members to wear masks 100% of the time while on WDW property. The mandate included mask-wearing while walking, running, standing, eating, drinking, sleeping, swimming, bathing, showering,…
!["Father," in the middle of a racist and homophobic rant, probably. Photo by SteamFan [CC BY-SA 3.0] via Wikimedia.](https://unclewalts.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/02/new-carousel-of-progressives-768x403.jpg)
Welcome guest contributor Vier Eiken to Uncle Walt’s Insider! No, he’s not getting paid. BAY LAKE, FL — The Walt Disney World Resort, Spa, Jello Factory, and Dog Track announced today that, in keeping with its commitment to inclusion and tolerance, the “Carousel of Progress” will be reimagined. The newly updated attraction will reopen in…