Pictured: artist’s concept of the pirate-…ing. BATUU, OUTER RIM — Guests aboard the Halcyon starcruiser had a frightening experience recently in the Outer Rim Territories. A group of pirates, believed to be hiding out at Black Spire Outpost, boarded the starcruiser with blasters drawn and threatening guests and crew. The Halcyon, a Corellian MPO-1400 model…
Just in case the gondolas get stranded again. WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL — It’s been a while since Disney’s Skyliner gondola system crashed and left hundreds of riders stranded in the air for hours. But that doesn’t mean that the Mouse isn’t ready for the next time it happens! When the Skyliner first malfunctioned in…
No, Disney, he’s not done with you yet! TALLAHASSEE, FL – Florida governor Ron DeSantis has been bringing a smackdown to the Disney company lately. Ever since Disney publicly opposed the popular Don’t Groom Kids law in Florida (and video leaked of Disney exec meetings admitting they were inserting sexuality into kids’ programming), Florida has…
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Just more bad news for Disney out of Florida. DINOLAND, USA — In what is believed to be a first [Ed.: A first for Disney? A first for animatronic figures? A first for dinosaurs? We need details, people.], the animatronic Carnotauruses from the Dinosaur! ride at Disney’s Animal Kingdom Theme Park and Spa have voted…
Aaaand it’s not Ellen. EPCOAT CENTRE, FLORIDA — Breaking News! Uncle Walt’s Insider has confirmed a previously top secret celebrity cameo appearance in the new Guardians of the Galaxy: Cosmic Rewind ride! In homage to the recently departed Ellen’s Energy Adventure, there is a very momentary cameo in the new ride by none other than Bill…