We missed these posters on our last visit, as we were too busy checking our Facebook notifications. WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL — Disney has unveiled its new “celebration slogan,” which will be used in Disney Parks and Resorts worldwide: “PUT DOWN YOUR STUPID PHONE.” “We wanted something that would appeal to all ages, and really…
Our little-known facts series continues”!” There are three things that make the Disney Vacation Club special. First, it’s Disney. And, um, it has to do with vacations. And it is a club! [Ed.: Hey, so that’s why it’s called that!] Wait, there is a fourth thing: it somehow manages to be a time share without…
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We’d write a subheadline, but we’re afraid Disney will charge us for it. BURBANK, CA — Uncle Walt’s Insider previously reported (with 100% accuracy) that it was coming, but now Disney has now officially announced the new “Genie” service. The Genie app eliminates all those annoying free features that investors hated and brings in a…
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Presidential shenanigans galore. MAGIC KINGDOM, FL — The Hall of Presidents has finally reopened, but not without some presidential drama. Crowds are returning to the attraction now, with approximately two people waiting to be the first to visit the newly reopened Hall of Presidents. While the Hall was originally scheduled to reopen earlier this year,…
They said we couldn’t publish them. They were wrong. FRANCE (PAVILION), EPCOT, FL — Uncle Walt’s Insider was invited to a press preview of EPCOT’s new Remy’s Ratatouille Adventure, which opens to the little people (a/k/a the general public) on October 1st. While Disney asked members of the media to not publish any photos from…