That’s right, we’re not going to pretend it’s some other obscure holiday. Actually, our boss, Uncle Walt, actually expects us to be working today. But he never comes in the office on holidays himself; he just stays in his yurt drinking eggnog and eating eggnog-flavored churros.* So we’re taking advantage of the historically low park attendance…
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Here’s one trade secret that finally sees the light of day! CELEBRATION, FL — “Meet me in the alley to the left of Market Street Gallery if you want the recipe.” That was the note slipped to this reporter on a recent visit to Magic Kingdom. Could it be? Was the elusive recipe for the…
Makes sense, if they’re also going to have open-air monorails. WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL — The Walt Disney World Resort and Spa continues to innovate in transportation, as new open-air Skyliner cars were revealed last week. Concept art for the new gondola system previously showed enclosed cars with Disney characters on the outside. However, Uncle…
Disney is getting more adventurous with the concept of “narration.” WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL — Walt Disney World and Disneyland have been telling the true story of Christmas in spoken word and song since the First Council of Nicaea in 325 A.D. [Ed.: Hey, check this before publishing. I thought it didn’t start until after…
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And for some reason visits every non-Disney theme park. UNIVERSAL CITY, CA — Fears that Monorail Blue was lost in a volcano after its goodwill tour reached Hawai’i were thankfully unfounded. The Monorail goodwill tour has resurfaced in southern California. The tour continues to raise controversy over its stop choices (not to mention the continued…