“Abandon our plans? In our moment of triumph?” BURBANK, CA — Construction continues on the Star Wars: Galaxy’s Edge themed lands at all three U.S. Disney parks, despite a serious flaw found in the design plans. Disney intern Scott “Flip” Palledorous, who discovered the potentially fatal defect, has so far been unsuccessful in getting anyone…
It’s a great deal, as long as you never use it. WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL — An announcement Thursday may quiet critics who complain about ever-rising theme park admission prices, as Disney introduced its lowest-price annual pass option in years. “Our guests have been telling us that park admission, and particularly the cost of annual…
“There are no churros in space.” OUTSIDE MARS ORBIT — In a remote (duh) interview with Uncle Walt’s Insider, Tesla Roadster pilot “Starman” claims that he was promised a trip to the Walt Disney World Resort for taking part in the SpaceX launch. In the more than six months since the Falcon Heavy rocket launched…
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“Now it won’t just be the monsters that are blue.” WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL — It’s an attraction that even the most generous Disney fans say has grown stale. But now Monsters Inc. Laugh Floor is getting “refreshed” with the addition of late-night shows filled with adult-oriented humor. “There’s only so many times the average…
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Lines for Disney attractions used to just immerse you in the story. Now they’ll immerse you in commerce, too! WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL & ANAHEIM, CA — Right on the heels of Disney announcing in-flight shopping on the Skyliner gondola system, Uncle Walt’s Insider has received news about an all-new shopping experience being added to…