We’re bumping our regular (Step)Moms Panel discussion for this breaking news! ESCANABA, MI — Yoopers across the globe are celebrating, because they will soon have a Disney park in their own backyard. That’s an expression, by the way. The park won’t be literally in anyone’s backyard. That would cause a lot of problems, and the…
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It’s already polling ahead of Elizabeth Warren. GLENDALE, CA — Imagineer Joe Rohde is not running for President. But his earring is! In a statement released yesterday, Joe Rohde’s Earring announced its candidacy as an Independent for the 2020 Presidential Election: I believe my unique set of experiences in business, government, and philanthropy will enable…
The Uncle Walt’s Insider (Step) Moms Panel answers your real questions with their own totally reliable advice. [Lawyer-mandated disclaimer: do NOT rely on this advice. Our panel of experts may or may not be actual stepmoms, but they are definitely evil.] “Dear (Step) Moms: Any news on the new Disney park coming to Michigan’s Upper Peninsula?…
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There goes his social justice merit badge, too. PARADISE FALLS — Russell, the beloved Wilderness Explorer from the movie Up, is an Explorer no more. The latest to be targeted by the so-called “cancel culture,” Russell was banned from the organization following complaints of misgendering. Kevin, the exotic bird found by Russell and Carl Fredricksen on…
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A little bit of this, a little bit of that, a little bit of Walt, and you can be a Disney genius, too! GLENDALE, CA — During a routine visit to Imagineering Headquarters in Glendale, CA, Uncle Walt Insider’s crack team of reporters discovered the secret behind Joe Rohde’s creative genius. Many believe it comes…