The Uncle Walt’s Insider (Step) Moms Panel answers your real questions with their own totally reliable advice. [Lawyer-mandated disclaimer: do NOT rely on this advice. Our panel of experts may or may not be actual stepmoms, but they are definitely evil.] “Dear (Step)Moms: Why have you been running nothing but Top Ten lists lately instead…
We review a Sith bakery in honor of Star Wars Day, May the Fourth. And because we’re Uncle Walt’s Insider, we do it a day late. LAKE BUENA VISTA, FL — “Come to the dark side,” they said. “We have cookies.” Now, I’m not sure who the mysterious ‘they’ is, but I had previously heard…
![Epcot's Iran Pavilion, pictured before tomorrow's air strike. Photo by Alen Ištoković [CC BY 3.0] via Wikimedia Commons.](https://unclewalts.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/04/epcot-iran-pavilion-world-showcase-768x403.jpg)
This is the worst international incident at Epcot since the maps calling Canada “America’s Hat.” WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL — Tensions are high in EPCOT Center’s World Showcase, as one pavilion is accusing another of sabotage and breaching its sovereign territory. The Epcot Iran Pavilion suffered a power outage for several hours yesterday afternoon. The…
Will other Pavilions do the same? We’re looking at you, France. WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL — Goodbye, Morocco. Hello, Morrocette? Disney officials announced today that the Morocco Pavilion at the EPCOT Theme Park, Resort, Spa & Institute for Gender Studies has undergone gender reassignment surgery. The land in the World Showcase portion of the park…
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Our insiders know all the tips and tricks to help you avoid large crowds when visiting Mickey! WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL — Don’t go. [Ed.: Okay, who let Harriet write an article?] Do you have any other tricks for avoiding crowds? Comment below! Need more Uncle Walt’s in your life? Be sure to LIKE us…