Okay, now they own everything.
BURBANK, CA -- The Disney Company is in final talks with VeggieTales owner Universal to bring Bob the Tomato, Larry the Cucumber, and all of their vegetable friends under the Disney banner. Sources inside both companies say that they expect a deal to be closed soon.
One of the final hurdles to reaching agreement is VeggieTales demand that Disney disassociate itself from dancer and actress Julianne Hough. "Vegetables just have a problem with anything that sounds like 'julienne,'" ...
And they are currently negotiating with both major political parties.
BURBANK, CA -- In a stunning development, the Disney Company announced today that it will be purchasing Apple, Google, Microsoft and Amazon, and all of their subsidiary brands.
Disney (the company) spokesperson Jun Disney (no relation) was ecstatic.
"This is off the record, obviously," she whispered into our hidden microphone, "but this is just one step closer to our ultimate goal of world domination."
How does that square with with founder Walt Disney (related)'s dream ...