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GLENDALE-ISH, CA -- Disney CEO Bob "Bob" Chapek is continuing his practice of adding charges to things that used to be free! During a recent earnings call, Chapek announced that streaming service Disney+ will be adding advertisements, but that an ad-free experience would still be available -- for an additional fee, of course.
Our intrepid reporters [Ed.: I don't think our reporters have been intrepid since Covid hit] were able to discover the ...
It's like they're milking a dead horse, or beating the cow they rode in on. Or something.
BR'ER BANK, CA - You thought our previous list of Star Wars & Marvel spinoffs coming to Disney+ was complete? Nay, nay! Disney's going to squeeze the blood from this turnip until the stars fall from the clowns. [Ed.: Will someone please work with Marty on his analogies?]
Here's a few more you may not yet have heard of:
Extreme City Makeover: Mos Eisley
From wretched hive ...
Disney's live streaming service has even more great shows on the way!
BR'ER BANK, CA - Disney+ has a lot of great shows already in the Star Wars and Marvel universes, but more are in the works! Here's a few you may not yet have heard of:
Somebody Feed Porkins
Follow Jek Porkins as he eats his way across the galaxy!
A sitcom featuring a variety of wacky regulars and guests hanging out at their favorite Tatooine watering hole, along with snooty waitresses and a ...
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"Dear step-planDisney (Step)Moms: Will The Beatles: Get Back movie be released to DVD?" - Rory, Massachusetts
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This is an easy question, one that calls for just a simple yes or no answer. Unfortunately, though, you wrote it ...
You might want to check your credit card for unexpected charges if you do one of those "blue carpet" events.
BURBANK, CA -- Disney+ Day has arrived! To celebrate the streaming service's second anniversary, Disney is rolling out the "blue carpet" for its guests, with special experiences in the parks, deals on shopDisney.com, and, oh yeah, increasing the price for a monthly Disney+ subscription to $49.99.
Disney (the company) spokesperson Jun Disney (no relation) talked with Uncle Walt's Insider about the new ...