In spite of what you think you saw onscreen, he had Covid in his blood at time of death. BLACK SPIRE OUTPOST, BATUU — A short statement released by the First Order confirms what many outlets have been reporting: Emperor Palpatine is dead from the coronavirus. The statement is below. The statement “The First Order sadly…
They’re really in demand. We should make a killing. UNCLE WALT’S INSIDER H.Q., SVALBARD — Our readers have been clamoring for new additions to the Uncle Walt’s Insider Online Mercantile, especially since we’ve run out of “Surf Svalbard” t-shirts and autographed Baby Yoda plushes. And so we proudly announce the following additions to our store:…
The Holiday Special consistent ranks as everyone’s third favorite Christmas TV show, just behind “A Charlie Brown Christmas” and “Battlestar Galactica: Home for the Holidays?” BATUU — With Halloween behind us and Christmas decorations spreading across Disney parks on both coasts, fans have been wondering: will the new Star Wars: Galaxy’s Edge areas be decorated…
Apparently the entire land is CGI. Just like the new Soarin’. BATUU, FL — Star Wars: Galaxy’s Edge has not welcomed a single guest, but reports are already coming in that fans are not happy. A growing legion of Star Wars fans are boycotting this new land, and the reason may surprise you. “Blasphemy!” “Worse…
“… the one thing that could have given us strength to pass the animatronic Jar Jar.” ANAHEIM, CA — Yet another animatronic character has been spotted arriving at the new Star Wars-themed land at Disneyland Park: Princess Leia. But many fans of the film series are disappointed with the look of the character. “They totally…