We’ll miss them. Some of them. MAGIC KINGDOM, FL — Guests visiting the Shanghai Disney Resort, Spa, and Re-education Center have enjoyed the Tron Lightcycle Run attraction for decades [Ed.: decades?]. And while it may seem “old and busted” in Shanghai, it is the “new hotness” at the Magic Kingdom, which of course is in…
The Uncle Walt’s Insider step-planDisney (Step)Moms answer your real questions with their own totally reliable advice. [Lawyer-mandated disclaimer: do NOT rely on this advice. Our panel of experts may or may not be actual stepmoms, but they are definitely evil.] “Dear step-planDisney (Step)Moms: I see the new TRON roller coaster at Magic Kingdom is making…
Our little-known facts “series” continues! Shanghai Disneyland! It’s like Disneyland, but in Shanghai! All the wonders of China, and all the magic of Disney, neatly packaged in a single park! But do you know everything there is to know about it? If not, don’t despair! Uncle Walt’s Insider is here to provide some incredible, newly-written-discovered…
It’s “the easiest way to stop our guests from bringing disease.” BURBANK, CA — While many companies are retooling to create masks or ventilators, the Disney Company is going a different route. They have contracted with several manufacturers to build hundreds of “walk-through submersion vats.” “We’re just looking ahead, to try to get the parks…
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Like Will Rogers and Congress, we never lack for material. ATLANTA, GA — CNN commentators have denounced Uncle Walt’s Insider for describing Disney’s two Chinese theme parks as “Disneyland Shanghai” and “Hong Kong Disneyland.” They claim that using description of the parks’ foreign location is racist. In our defense: (1) The terms are just a…