Always knew they were a bunch of slackers. UNCLE WALT’S INSIDER H.Q., SVALBARD — Originally this was going to be one of those typical “Happy Boxing Day!” type posts. But instead we, or rather I, must put out this Help Wanted ad. You see, I came into the office yesterday on Christmas Day to tell…
That’s right, we’re not going to pretend it’s some other obscure holiday. Actually, our boss, Uncle Walt, actually expects us to be working today. But he never comes in the office on holidays himself; he just stays in his yurt drinking eggnog and eating eggnog-flavored churros.* So we’re taking advantage of the historically low park attendance…
A special “thank you” for your support over the decades. UNCLE WALT’S INSIDER H.Q. — We here at Uncle Walt’s Insider love the holiday season, and this year we are especially grateful for you, our reader. [Ed.: By “you, our reader,” we mean the person reading this right now. We’re not suggesting that we only have…
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Here’s one trade secret that finally sees the light of day! CELEBRATION, FL — “Meet me in the alley to the left of Market Street Gallery if you want the recipe.” That was the note slipped to this reporter on a recent visit to Magic Kingdom. Could it be? Was the elusive recipe for the…
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Now a fresh, handmade Disney candy cane can be yours without the hassle! ANAHEIM, CA — Ah, fresh-made candy canes at Disneyland! They are probably our second-favorite Disney Christmas treat! (A very, very distant second behind churros, but still.) Although they are incredibly tasty, they are also incredibly popular, thanks in part to a Food Network special…