Hey, a lot of folks take vacations in the tropics.
ARENDELLE -- Queen Elsa has officially returned to her duties after spending a week off in the Caribbean and southeast United States.
"I was able to visit so many places I hadn't been before," said the Queen in a statement released by her press secretary. "I covered a lot of territory in a short time. Really, the whole trip was a whirl.
"Maybe next time I'll slow down and spend time in one spot, ...
Ub swears he saw her running across Lake Michigan, freezing it as she went.
UNCLE WALT'S INSIDER H.Q., SVALBARD -- As temperatures plunge across Canada and the U.S. midwestern states, icy fingers are beginning to point, seeking someone to blame. Some say this is a rare but natural occurrence called a polar vortex. Others blame man-made global warming climate change. But we at Uncle Walt's know the true story: yep, it's Queen Elsa again.
Okay, our lawyers are making us say it's "allegedly" ...