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Tattoos? Piercings? Guys wearing nail polish? Whirr, whirr, whirr, whirr, whirrrrrr… ANAHEIM, CA — No more blackouts for the California power grid — the problem of an insufficient electrical supply has been solved, perhaps permanently! “Our Imagineers — smart people — they’ve theorized this was possible for quite a while,” said Disney (the company) spokesperson…
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No handrails planned for now; Disney plans to “wait and see if they’re needed.” WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL — It’s no secret that the Walt Disney World Monorail system is in dire need of an upgrade. However, with the Covid-19 closures, Disney’s ability to spend money on projects has greatly declined. Many projects have been…
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“With California shutting down electrical power, it’s the natural next step.” ANAHEIM, CA — In a sign of the times, Disneyland is replacing its entire monorail fleet with guest-powered handcars. This signals a move away from environmentally suspect (and unreliable) sources of energy, such as electricity, to renewable sources like people. “Of course the Disney…
One Orlando paper says Disney could build a nuclear plant. We say they already have. WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL — The Orlando Sentinel reported Thursday that current Florida law gives the Disney Company the right to build a nuclear power plant. But Uncle Walt’s Insider can report (and is) that Disney already has a nuclear…
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Pirates, bears, princesses and presidents all need a boost now and then. ORLANDO, FL — Tesla has tens of thousands of “Supercharger” stations around the country and around the world. Each is supposed to be reserved for Tesla vehicles, but drivers have reported seeing some “familiar characters” hooked up to the devices. “I’m a Disney…