The Uncle Walt’s Insider (Step) Moms Panel answers your real questions with their own totally reliable advice. [Lawyer-mandated disclaimer: do NOT rely on this advice. Our panel of experts may or may not be actual stepmoms, but they are definitely evil.] “Dear (Step) Moms: How should I vote?” – Kent D., Faber OR Harriet: Just…
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Sources say the Earring helped design the Iowa Caucus app. CONCORD, NH — After a strong showing in last week’s Iowa caucuses, Joe Rohde’s Earring only finished second in yesterday’s New Hampshire primary. The dangly presidential candidate finished with 18% of the vote, trailing Democratic front-runner Cory Booker. The stumble came as news of a…
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Voters want a candidate that can win and look stylish doing so. DES MOINES, IA — Having announced its candidacy for president just one week ago yesterday, Joe Rohde’s Earring is certainly making a splash in the 2020 Presidential Election. Uncle Walt’s Insider can announce that, with all precincts reporting, Joe Rohde’s Earring has won…
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They should have known not to give them competing programming. EPCOT, FL — A recent AI software upgrade at Disney’s Hall of Congress, located in the dark alley behind the American Adventure Pavilion, led to an all-out brawl between the Democrat and Republican animatronic figures. The upgrade happened before the park opened, and Disney Imagineers…
It’s already polling ahead of Elizabeth Warren. GLENDALE, CA — Imagineer Joe Rohde is not running for President. But his earring is! In a statement released yesterday, Joe Rohde’s Earring announced its candidacy as an Independent for the 2020 Presidential Election: I believe my unique set of experiences in business, government, and philanthropy will enable…