Apparently some misguided people seem to think visiting SeaWorld is like going to Disney? SAN ANTONIO, TX — Numerous online articles [Ed.: Meh, instead of linking, let them Google it for themselves!] claim visiting SeaWorld is just like visiting Disney, but SeaWorld is NOT even close to being like Disney! Our very own Uncle Walt…
Most folks just stay home and “visit” Disney parks throughYouTube. UNCLE WALT’S INSIDER H.Q., SVALBARD — A new study commissioned and funded by Uncle Walt’s Insider (via free churro coupons) has some surprising results. Apparently over ninety percent of guests entering Disney theme parks worldwide do so to take video of the parks — not…
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It worked for the Fourth of July! BURBANK, CA — After seeing the success and universal acclaim from the media for the nation’s Fourth of July celebration in Washington, D.C., Disney Parks are getting into the spirit and adding military displays to its daily parades! Bob Chapek, Chairperson of Disney Parks & Resorts & Spas,…
The remodeling is more extensive than we thought. WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL — Things are changing at Epcot! At first, it was just the large grave markers Leave a Legacy tombstones monuments being moved outside of the front gates. Then it was Spaceship Earth accidentally being dismantled. All of this is in preparation for massive…
Disneyland’s Critter Country will be renamed for the 1946 film. DISNEYLAND, CA — Shoe manufacturer Nike, perhaps seeking to rehab the publicity hit it took after besmirching Betsy Ross, has announced a partnership with Disney to build a new area at Disneyland themed to the 1946 hit movie Song of the South. “It’s a great…