“Lonely World” is an ongoing series featuring romance tips for single adults visiting theme park destinations on their own. Are you alone on Valentines Day? You don’t have to be! While everyone the world fawns over his or her significant other, you are free to have fun your own way — and there is plenty…
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The “Hamilton” star took a break from shooting “Mary Poppins Returns Again: the Cash-in.” WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL — Tucked into a corner of Disney’s Animal Kingdom Theme Park and Spa, between Africa and Pandora, is a new attraction: Disney’s Hall of Treasury Secretaries. The new show features animatronics of every U.S. Secretary of the…
We’re bumping our regular (Step)Moms Panel discussion for this breaking news! ESCANABA, MI — Yoopers across the globe are celebrating, because they will soon have a Disney park in their own backyard. That’s an expression, by the way. The park won’t be literally in anyone’s backyard. That would cause a lot of problems, and the…
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They should have known not to give them competing programming. EPCOT, FL — A recent AI software upgrade at Disney’s Hall of Congress, located in the dark alley behind the American Adventure Pavilion, led to an all-out brawl between the Democrat and Republican animatronic figures. The upgrade happened before the park opened, and Disney Imagineers…
We interrupt your normally scheduled (Step)Moms Panel Discussion for this breaking news. WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL — While much of the United Kingdom celebrates its exit from the European Union and awaits what happens next, guests of Epcot were stunned to find that the UK Pavilion had disappeared. “It’s just a bare patch of dirt…