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We tried wearing a gator as a face mask. It wasn’t comfortable. WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL — Disney officials are hard at work learning about potential guest behavior during their phased re-opening of the parks. Based on their observations, Disney has modified their face mask policy, banning the wearing of gators as face masks. This…
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The former NFL player will rotate between Disney’s U.S. theme parks and spend time on several benches in each one. BURBANK, CA — Details have emerged about Colin Kaepernick’s new contract with The Disney Company. Apparently the activist and shoe salesman is being paid millions of dollars to sit on benches at various Disney theme…
It combines two things everyone loves: Lin-Manuel Miranda, and Miss Piggy as Angelica (and maybe Eliza, too). BAY LAKE, FL — The Walt Disney Company has announced yet another major change coming to the Magic Kingdom, this time in Liberty Square. The venerable Hall of Presidents is scheduled to be replaced with a puppet show…
Just one more thing to clean up after the Main Street Autonomous Zone. MAGIC KINGDOM, FL — Disney officials are scrambling after discovering Cinderella Castle was painted pink at some point during the shutdown. Disney (the company) spokesperson Jun Disney (no relation) spoke with our reporter. “Since we’ve all been working at home, including our…
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Karen’s not just one of the original Mousekeeters! WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL — Shortly after announcing that Splash Mountain would be re-themed, Disney let Uncle Walt’s Insider know of several other changes coming to the Magic Kingdom. We’ve summarized the key changes below. The Mountain formerly known as Splash As already announced, Splash Mountain will…