He’s been “sneezing like crazy.” BURBANK, CA — In a statement released today, the Disney Company announced that all seven dwarfs have been quarantined after possible exposure to COVID-19. Only one is showing any symptoms of the virus. Citing medical privacy laws, the company refused to provide the identity of the symptomatic character. However, they…
In spite of what you think you saw onscreen, he had Covid in his blood at time of death. BLACK SPIRE OUTPOST, BATUU — A short statement released by the First Order confirms what many outlets have been reporting: Emperor Palpatine is dead from the coronavirus. The statement is below. The statement “The First Order sadly…
The Uncle Walt’s Insider (Step) Moms Panel answers your real questions with their own totally reliable advice. [Lawyer-mandated disclaimer: do NOT rely on this advice. Our panel of experts may or may not be actual stepmoms, but they are definitely evil.] “Dear (Step)Moms: Where do you come down on the whole mask debate?” – Anthony…
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Also, instead of being sold in kiosks, they’ll be in vending machines. EPCOT, FL — Walt Disney World is welcoming guests once again, and that can only mean one thing: it’s festival time at EPCOT! This year the International Food & Wine Festival starts early and Uncle Walt’s Insider has obtained an exclusive look at…
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They’re normally inseparable, so we imagine (get it?) quarantine together won’t be too difficult. EPCOT, FL — As the parks prepare to re-open, Disney has started to share what attractions, restaurants, and characters will be available. But notably missing from this list is Dreamfinder and Figment! Uncle Walt’s Insider reached out to our favorite Disney…