Is this necessary? We thought Snopes was satire. UNCLE WALTS INSIDER H.Q., SVALBARD — Dear Snopes Editorial Staff, We know you had to do it. We know that you had to remind the world that we’re a satire web site (here and here). You’ve sworn an oath to tell the truth, the whole truth, and…
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We’re at an elevated risk, since we go viral so rarely. UNCLE WALT’S INSIDER H.Q., SVALBARD — The entire staff of Uncle Walt’s Insider has been quarantined in our Svalbard headquarters after one of our articles went viral recently. As mentioned by completely non-political and unbiased website Snopes [Ed.: remember, we are satire.], a recent…
The Uncle Walt’s Insider (Step) Moms Panel answers your real questions with their own totally reliable advice. [Lawyer-mandated disclaimer: do NOT rely on this advice. Our panel of experts may or may not be actual stepmoms, but they are definitely evil.] “Dear (Step) Moms: I’m thinking of taking my family to Knott’s Berry Farm for…
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Coming up after that? Knott’s Carey Farm: a tribute to Drew Carey. BUENA PARK, CA — The spooky Halloween version of Knott’s Berry Farm, called Knott’s Scarry Farm, is winding down. Soon the park will get its annual Christmas decorations up and be temporarily renamed “Knott’s Mary Farm,” as a tribute to the Virgin Mary….
The annual fright-fest featuring the creepy characters of Richard Scarry begins soon. BUENA PARK, CA — Knott’s Berry Farm has announced the dates for its annual Halloween transformation. From September 19 through November 2, the park will be transformed into Knott’s Scarry Farm on selected nights, and will be haunted by the terrifying animal characters…