“You’re dumb. Very dumb. But you’ve met your match in me.” – Col. Flagg MAGIC KINGDOM, FL — Disney fans watching the parade at the opening night of the 2019 Mickey’s Not So Scary Halloween Party were shocked to see a new “villain”: Colonel Samuel Flagg. Flagg, a recurring character on the long-running sitcom M*A*S*H,…
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One of the most beloved Disney princesses is finally getting his own attraction! Wait, “his”? BURBANK, CA — It’s no secret that Disney has a big secret. And they are going to secretly announce their secret at the super-secret D23 Expo (that you probably haven’t heard of unless of course you’re a loyal reader of…
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The Disney Empire annexes another entertainment giant. COPPELL, TX — He’s been hanging on walls and singing for 20 years. He’s probably the most well-known fish in the world after Jaws, Nemo, and Abe Vigoda. He’s Big Mouth Billy Bass. And now he’s a part of Disney’s world, as the entertainment giant has announced the buyout…
Disney’s purchase of Fox brings many new princesses into the family. BURBANK, CA — The Disney Company’s acquisition of 21st Century Fox’s assets brings a stunning array of well-known characters into Mickey’s domain, and today the company made official what many predicted: the title of “Disney princess” has been granted to many of those characters….