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Sources say the Earring helped design the Iowa Caucus app. CONCORD, NH — After a strong showing in last week’s Iowa caucuses, Joe Rohde’s Earring only finished second in yesterday’s New Hampshire primary. The dangly presidential candidate finished with 18% of the vote, trailing Democratic front-runner Cory Booker. The stumble came as news of a…
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Voters want a candidate that can win and look stylish doing so. DES MOINES, IA — Having announced its candidacy for president just one week ago yesterday, Joe Rohde’s Earring is certainly making a splash in the 2020 Presidential Election. Uncle Walt’s Insider can announce that, with all precincts reporting, Joe Rohde’s Earring has won…
It’s already polling ahead of Elizabeth Warren. GLENDALE, CA — Imagineer Joe Rohde is not running for President. But his earring is! In a statement released yesterday, Joe Rohde’s Earring announced its candidacy as an Independent for the 2020 Presidential Election: I believe my unique set of experiences in business, government, and philanthropy will enable…
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A little bit of this, a little bit of that, a little bit of Walt, and you can be a Disney genius, too! GLENDALE, CA — During a routine visit to Imagineering Headquarters in Glendale, CA, Uncle Walt Insider’s crack team of reporters discovered the secret behind Joe Rohde’s creative genius. Many believe it comes…
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It’s better than Tomorrowland, because the tomorrow in Tomorrowland was many, many yesterdays ago. MAGIC KINGDOM, FL — Eagle-eyed guests have noticed that Disney has removed the Tomorrowland sign from the entrance to Tomorrowland at Disney’s Magic Kingdom, Resort, Spa & Amish Retreat Center. Unfortunately, Disney blogs, vlogs, and clogs are all spreading the same…