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Shorter waits for the more popular Galaxy’s Edge will go to the highest bidder. ANAHEIM, CA — As the Disneyland Resort and Spa prepares for the opening of its new Star Wars: Galaxy’s Edge and Spa area this summer, to be followed in the Fall by its counterpart at Disney’s Hollywood Studios and Spa, fans…
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We don’t intend to be cruel but, well, we have standards. UNCLE WALT’S INSIDER H.Q., SVALBARD — To all recently laid-off reporters from Vice, Buzzfeed, Vox, and other similar media outlets: you have our sympathy, but please stop sending your resumés to Uncle Walt’s Insider. We’d have to drop our accuracy standards way too much…
They’re curious whether Disney fans really will buy anything. WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL — “They’re intentionally ugly.” That’s the word from Violet Wahner, Senior Marketing Assistant for the Walt Disney World Parks and Resorts and Spas, about the new series of unattractive Magic Bands released today. “We’ve had this debate in Marketing for some time,”…
“True Tales: from the files of Stupid Guest Tricks” is an ongoing series, where we share believable stories of park guests’ unbelievable stupidity. FROM STUPID GUEST TRICKS — StupidGuestTricks.com is a website founded to provide Disney Cast Members and other theme park employees a place to vent about some of the idiots they’ve dealt with….
The new park, dubbed “Yesterland,” will feature classic attractions removed from other Disney parks. WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL — As Disney’s four Florida theme parks now reach attendance capacity year-round, in spite of rising admission prices, fans around the globe have asked, “When will Disney build another park at Walt Disney World? When will we…