Even Disney fans won’t shell out 20 bucks for something they can easily make at home. BURBANK, CA — The fourth installment in the Toy Story Cinematic Universe is going strong at the box office. Unfortunately, merchandise sales haven’t spiked like they usually do with the introduction of a new, lovable character. Disney designers hoped…
![Mr. Burns will be named a Disney Legend at this year's D23. Photo by Mooshuu [CC BY-SA 2.0] via Flickr, & the Disney branch of the Fox Corporation.](https://unclewalts.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/06/mr-burns-at-d23-768x432.jpg)
First the Simpsons crash D23, and now this? $ounds fi$hy to u$. SPRINGFIELD, ?? — As many of you know, the Simpsons are coming to this year’s D23, Disney’s annual uber-fan expo. This confused some fans, as they are used to seeing The Simpsons at Universal Studios. In addition, Springfield businessman Charles Montgomery “Monty” Burns…
“True Tales: from the files of Stupid Guest Tricks” is an ongoing series, where we share believable stories of park guests’ unbelievable stupidity. FROM STUPID GUEST TRICKS — StupidGuestTricks.com is a website founded to provide Disney Cast Members and other theme park employees a place to vent about some of the idiots they’ve dealt with….
Pictured: Artist’s concept of Star Wars: Rand der Galaxie at Disneyland Bavaria. FUSSEN, GERMANY — Europe’s second Disney park has only been open a few years, but is apparently already getting a new land. According to an article in today’s early edition of The Daily Churro, Disneyland Bavaria is the next park to get its own…
“Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in.” Woody, Toy Story 3 EMERYVILLE, CA — Since 1995, we’ve thrilled to the adventures of Woody, Buzz Lightyear, and their friends. The Toy Story movies have taught us about friendship, loyalty, love and trust. But more than that, the Toy Story films teach us this:…