!["Mr. Mueller's Wild Ride" overlay of Mr. Toad. Image by HarshLight [CC BY 2.0] via Flickr.](https://unclewalts.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/mr-muellers-wild-ride-768x432.jpg)
Mr. Toad gets a temporary overlay based on current events. DISNEYLAND, CA — Never ones to shy from controversy or withhold comment on public affairs, the Disneyland Resort today unveiled “Mr. Mueller’s Wild Ride.” The ride is a temporary overlay of Mr. Toad’s Wild Ride, much like the Nightmare Before Christmas overlay of Haunted Mansion, or…
No one waiting for Soarin’ at Epcot? The Apocalypse draws nigh. WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL — It is one of Disney’s most popular attractions, and has been since it opened. From its original “over California” film, to the mostly-CG “around the World” version, to its coming all-fake “around the Solar System,” Soarin’ is a must-see…
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Guests report seeing Minnie Mouse since her supposed demise earlier this week. DISNEYLAND, CA — Less than one week after Uncle Walt’s Insider reported that a feral cat had eaten Minnie Mouse, some guests report seeing Minnie alive and well in the park. This is not only extremely suspicious, but raises several questions. What really…
So many details have yet to be worked out. WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL — The United Kingdom Pavilion is still hammering out details on its exit from Epcot’s World Showcase, as the March 29 deadline draws near. And now, the Pavilion has announced that it will seek a “short extension” on the deadline. The U.K….
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What makes this particular animal so valuable? BURBANK, CA — Disney CEO Robert Iger announced Tuesday that the Walt Disney Company had acquired a fox from media mogul Rupert Murdoch, according to news reports. There was no immediate indication about where the fox will live, or why the purchase was made. So many questions As…