![He has to holler just to be heard, but with every word he drops knowledge. Photos by Steve Wise & Ken Lund [CC BY-SA 2.0] & Steve Jurvetson [CC BY 2.0] via Flickr, all jumbled up and remixed by Marty.](https://unclewalts.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/lin-manuel-miranda-dedicates-hall-of-treasury-secretaries-768x432.jpg)
The “Hamilton” star took a break from shooting “Mary Poppins Returns Again: the Cash-in.” WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL — Tucked into a corner of Disney’s Animal Kingdom Theme Park and Spa, between Africa and Pandora, is a new attraction: Disney’s Hall of Treasury Secretaries. The new show features animatronics of every U.S. Secretary of the…
The good news is that the cast now makes house calls. DISNEY-MGM‘S HOLLYWOOD STUDIOS, FL — Fans still smarting from the loss of Illuminations (even though Steve is doing a pretty good job as a replacement) now have another show to worry about. Apparently Fantasmic has suffered some drastic budget cuts in recent days. As seen…
You had to go to Disneyland to get your Endorian Tip-Yip. WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL — It looked like a simple signage change, but the truth is more complex. When Galaxy’s Edge restaurants changed the names of their dishes last week, it wasn’t to aid local guest’s understanding. Actually, the food vendors at Batuu no…
![Ford, seen here napping between ride vehicles. Photo by Loren Javier [CC BY-ND 2.0] via Flickr.](https://unclewalts.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/10/harrison-ford-is-worn-out-768x432.jpg)
He’ll be replaced by audio-animatronics. DISNEYLAND, CA — Actor Harrison Ford, age 77, has informed Disneyland officials that he will no longer be playing Indiana Jones in the Indiana Jones Adventure ride. A spokesperson for the actor says that the repeated performances for each ride vehicle, involving rope climbing and outrunning large boulders, was becoming…
“True Tales: from the files of Stupid Guest Tricks” is an ongoing series, where we share believable stories of park guests’ unbelievable stupidity. FROM STUPID GUEST TRICKS — StupidGuestTricks.com is a website founded to provide Disney Cast Members and other theme park employees a place to vent about some of the idiots they’ve dealt with….