The Uncle Walt’s Insider step-planDisney (Step)Moms answer your real questions with their own totally reliable advice. [Lawyer-mandated disclaimer: do NOT rely on this advice. Our panel of experts may or may not be actual stepmoms, but they are definitely evil.] Hey, guess what? The Uncle Walt’s Insider (Step)Moms Panel is now “step-planDisney”! And this isn’t…
If we had known this sooner, it could have been the 14th surprise about how WDW is celebrating its 50th Anniversary. WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL — Exciting news from Florida! Uncle Walt’s Insider has learned that on October 1st, Disney Company CEO Bob “Bob” Chapek will announce a new “Fifth Gate” at the Walt Disney…
The number one tourist destination in the world is solidly middle-aged now! WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL – Fifty years! A lot has happened since Walt Disney World first opened its gates so long ago. There was Nixon, and, uh, disco, … something about the Berlin Wall… The moon landing? No, that was before. We really…
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Personally, we don’t get the connection. WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL — On the eve of the 50th Anniversary of the Walt Disney World Resort, Spa, & Gangsta Rap Hall of Fame, resort officials have announced that Flavor Flav, co-founder of rap pioneer group Public Enemy, will be an official Ambassador of the parks. Disney (the…
For once, we’re not making this up! The ride is really open to guests! WALT DISNEY STUDIOS PARK, FR — In a shocking discovery, Uncle Walt’s Insider has learned that the Ratatouille attraction is open today to all guests! Disney (the company) spokeschick Jun Disney (no relation) had this to share: “Yes boys, it’s true, it’s…