The rumored $1B buyout was modeled after Disney’s purchase of Go.com. UNCLE WALT’S H.Q., SVALBARD — Uncle Walt’s Insider is pleased to announce its acquisition of StupidGuestTricks.com. Stupid Guest Tricks, a website founded within minutes of the creation of the internet, is a forum-based discussion site which focuses on theme park stories and bad guest…
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Is it alien technology? Is it like Dr. Strange’s Sling Ring or Green Lantern’s, uh, Green Lantern Ring? BURBANK, CA — As you may recall, Joe Rohde’s Earring (but not Rohde himself) was implicated in a few deaths in Southern California back in July. Your crack team of reporters at Uncle Walt’s Insider are happy…
Pictured: Sorting Hats already on sale at the Magic Kingdom. WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL — Fans of the Harry Potter and Wizarding World books, movies, and spas will soon have access to wizard-themed souvenirs without having to leave Walt Disney World. For decades, Potter fans have been flocking to Universal to live out their dream…
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Great, exclusive products — if you can find the store! WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL — At the Magic Kingdom, we are full on into Halloween! Mickey’s Not So Scary Halloween Party & Spa has been running for a couple of weeks, and it is as popular as ever. This once-a-year celebration of all things spooky…
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Will Disney still let kids sit in the drivers’ seats? DISNEY’S HOLLYWOOD STUDIOS, FL — The Sci-Fi Dine-In Theater Restaurant was closed for the busy lunch rush yesterday due to a massive, multi-car pileup, which occurred just after the first seating. The Reedy Creek Fire Department & Spa were called in to deal with the…