The Uncle Walt’s Insider (Step) Moms Panel answers your real questions with their own totally reliable advice. [Lawyer-mandated disclaimer: do NOT rely on this advice. Our panel of experts may or may not be actual stepmoms, but they are definitely evil.] “Dear (Step) Moms: The information you provide is wildly different from the Disney Moms…
Marty’s back from California! Here’s what he found at Disneyland last week. UNCLE WALT’S H.Q., SVALBARD — Our own writer and ink & paint specialist Marty is back from his trip to Disneyland! [Marty: It feels weird to be referring to myself in the third person. Won’t people notice that I’m the author of this…
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Onlookers were entertained by Jefferson and Madison rapping about Alexander Hamilton. WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL — Cast Members arriving for their normal work day were met with protests by Presidents at the Magic Kingdom’s Hall of Presidents. Led by George Washington, the majority of the past Presidents joined forces to protest the division that is…
The Uncle Walt’s Insider (Step) Moms Panel answers your real questions with their own totally reliable advice. [Lawyer-mandated disclaimer: do NOT rely on this advice. Our panel of experts may or may not be actual stepmoms, but they are definitely evil.] “Dear (Step) Moms: I’m pretty sure I saw Marty at Disneyland this week. He…
Walt insisted we keep “beloved” in the title. UNCLE WALT’S INSIDER H.Q., SVALBARD — Hi fans, thanks for visiting. It has come to my attention that my totally original, first of it’s kind idea for a Food Blog, along with a totally not ripped off idea for a logo and theme, was recently abused by…