Uncle Walt’s Insider step-planDisney (Step)Moms answer your real questions with their own totally reliable advice. [Lawyer-mandated disclaimer: do NOT rely on this advice. Our panel of experts may or may not be actual stepmoms, but they are definitely evil.] “Dear step-planDisney (Step)Moms: Will there be a crossover movie with Cars and Raya and the Lost…
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Call it too much of a good thing… ANAHEIM, CA — Well, it was good while it lasted. The electrical generator system hooked up to Walt Disney spinning in his grave has overloaded and is no longer usable — and sources are already predicting power outages. As Uncle Walt’s Insider reported, California had been enjoying…
Nothing left in your bank account after a trip to see Mickey? How odd! WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL — Visitors to EPCOT Centre’s Canada Pavilion have reportedly had their assets seized and their bank accounts frozen. “I just walked through the place,” says guest Hugh Schwartz of Passaic, NJ. “Given what’s happening north of the…
We’re guessing there’s also a subplot about Mafia hitmen. BURBANK, CA — In another brilliant move under the guidance of Bob “Bob” Chapek, Disney has announced an all-new, original feature film coming to Disney+: Weekend at Walt’s! Chapek told Uncle Walt’s Insider, “Disney fans want to see original movies and series — they practically beg…
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Hey, a lot of folks take vacations in the tropics. ARENDELLE — Queen Elsa has officially returned to her duties after spending a week off in the Caribbean and southeast United States. “I was able to visit so many places I hadn’t been before,” said the Queen in a statement released by her press secretary….