![Artist's concept of the Great Epcot Congressional Uprising of 2020. Photo from Library of Congress [public domain] via Wikimedia.](https://unclewalts.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/disney-hall-of-congress-brawl-768x432.jpg)
They should have known not to give them competing programming. EPCOT, FL — A recent AI software upgrade at Disney’s Hall of Congress, located in the dark alley behind the American Adventure Pavilion, led to an all-out brawl between the Democrat and Republican animatronic figures. The upgrade happened before the park opened, and Disney Imagineers…
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One of the most beloved Disney princesses is finally getting his own attraction! Wait, “his”? BURBANK, CA — It’s no secret that Disney has a big secret. And they are going to secretly announce their secret at the super-secret D23 Expo (that you probably haven’t heard of unless of course you’re a loyal reader of…
![Mr. Burns will be named a Disney Legend at this year's D23. Photo by Mooshuu [CC BY-SA 2.0] via Flickr, & the Disney branch of the Fox Corporation.](https://unclewalts.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/06/mr-burns-at-d23-768x432.jpg)
First the Simpsons crash D23, and now this? $ounds fi$hy to u$. SPRINGFIELD, ?? — As many of you know, the Simpsons are coming to this year’s D23, Disney’s annual uber-fan expo. This confused some fans, as they are used to seeing The Simpsons at Universal Studios. In addition, Springfield businessman Charles Montgomery “Monty” Burns…
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What makes this particular animal so valuable? BURBANK, CA — Disney CEO Robert Iger announced Tuesday that the Walt Disney Company had acquired a fox from media mogul Rupert Murdoch, according to news reports. There was no immediate indication about where the fox will live, or why the purchase was made. So many questions As…