The new park, dubbed “Yesterland,” will feature classic attractions removed from other Disney parks. WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL — As Disney’s four Florida theme parks now reach attendance capacity year-round, in spite of rising admission prices, fans around the globe have asked, “When will Disney build another park at Walt Disney World? When will we…
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Here’s another ongoing article series we just made up. BAY LAKE, FL — If you read any Disney message board or Facebook group, or talk to Cast Members, sooner or later this question comes up: “What’s the stupidest question you were ever asked?” The inevitable response is “What time is the 3 o’clock parade?” Which…
We anticipate some very apologetic protestors. WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL — Extremely polite letters and emails have been sent from multiple Canadian residents, and at least one government official, after the official Epcot park map described the Canada Pavilion as “America’s Hat.” Unknown prankster “I saw it right away,” said Regina, Saskatchewan native Erin Stafford….
Disney caters to guests with fear of heights. WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL — When park officials announce the construction of the Disney Skyliner gondola system, they released concept art showing colorful, whimsical gondola cars featuring Disney characters. However, apparently the actual cars are much more bland. Video footage released by Disney parks last week show…
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We get results. WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL — UPDATE: Following our character dining review/exposé of the new Storybook Dining at Artist Point yesterday, the Reedy Creek Health Department immediately suspended Sneezy from appearing in restaurants. And today it was announced that he may return, but only if he is wearing a “360° sneeze guard.” The Health…