“True Tales: from the files of Stupid Guest Tricks” is an ongoing series, where we share believable stories of park guests’ unbelievable stupidity. FROM STUPID GUEST TRICKS — StupidGuestTricks.com is a website founded to provide Disney Cast Members and other theme park employees a place to vent about some of the idiots they’ve dealt with….
![Disney Airline+ at Walt Disney World International Airport+. Photo by JTOcchialini [CC BY-SA 2.0] via Flickr.](https://unclewalts.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/disney-wdw-airport-coming-soon-768x432.jpg)
Why mess with those other airports, when soon you can fly directly to Walt Disney World!? WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL — There’s so much construction going on at Walt Disney World these days, you can’t throw a disgusting cream cheese-filled pretzel out of the window of your gondola without hitting a unsuspecting construction worker in…
![An extremely rare rain event at the Magic Kingdom. Photo by Andrew Evans [CC BY 2.0] via Flickr.](https://unclewalts.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/rainy-day-at-magic-kingdom-768x432.jpg)
Apparently it rains every day in the “Sunshine State”! BAY LAKE, FL — Climate scientists and washed-up politicians are pointing to a “recent” weather phenomenon, and Florida’s nickname, to bring awareness to global warming. One scientist thinks Florida will need to abandon its identity as “The Sunshine State” and return to just being known as…
![Spelling counts, kids. Montage of photos by J. Rob McCullough [CC BY-NC-SA 2.0] via Flickr.](https://unclewalts.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/dAPPer-days-disneyland-768x432.jpg)
Completely misread this one. ANAHEIM, CA — It’s safe to say your humble correspondent has never been so, well, humbled. I’ve not yet recovered from the embarrassment, but I feel it is my public duty to warn others: be sure you understand the event you are attending. Specifically, don’t misread “Dapper Days” as “Diaper Days.”…
![Skipper Nic works hard for the money. Photo by DearCatastropheWaitress [CC BY 2.5] via Wikipedia.](https://unclewalts.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/disneyland-jungle-cruise-skipper-768x432.jpg)
Subtly inserting song lyrics to see if anyone notices? We’d never do that. WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL – Disney aficionados will tell you that the three oldest attractions in the Magic Kingdom are the Carousel, the Main Street Vehicles, and the jokes on the Jungle Cruise. So when Uncle Walt’s Insider learned that there was…