![Space Hill at Disney's Magic Kingdom Park. Photo by Evan Wohrman [CC BY-SA 2.0] via Flickr.](https://unclewalts.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/12/space-hill-at-disneys-magic-kingdom-768x432.jpg)
“Space Hill” just doesn’t have the same ring to it. ORLANDO, FL — What’s in a name? Well, for Space Mountain, and perhaps the other “Disney Mountains,” quite a bit! In a shocking development, researchers at the Disney Institute have concluded that Space Mountain no longer qualifies for mountain status. It is only a hill,…
![Of course it's from the Mary Poppins ride -- it says so in the image name! Photo by Hzh [CC BY-SA 4.0] via Wikimedia.](https://unclewalts.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/mary-poppins-ride-construction-photo-768x432.jpg)
It just looks like a stadium being built. Have we ever steered you wrong? E.P.C.O.T. CENTRE, FL — The Uncle Walt’s Insider offices in Svalbard are all buzzing over this exclusive, breaking news that you will ONLY see here! [Ed.: There’s probably a good reason for that.] While details on the upcoming Mary Poppins attraction are…
Cousin Eddie is just one of some wonderful new Christmas holiday choices! DISNEY SPRINGS, FL — Disney and plush toy maker Build-A-Bear has announced a special holiday-themed pop-up store coming to Disney Springs! This temporary Build-A-Bear location will offer holiday costumes of various Disney characters for sale. Children of all ages can dress up bears…
![Just one version of multiple Magic Band Swords coming to Walt Disney World! Photo [CC0] via DepositPhotos and MaxPixel.](https://unclewalts.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/magic-band-swords-768x432.jpg)
Or maybe they aren’t “replica” weapons? WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL — The ban on replica weapons is apparently over! Disney has announced a brand new line of swords, which will be available in Walt Disney World gift shops as well as online. These aren’t just any swords, though! These are MagicBand Swords® designed to carry…
The Uncle Walt’s Insider (Step) Moms Panel answers your real questions with their own totally reliable advice. [Lawyer-mandated disclaimer: do NOT rely on this advice. Our panel of experts may or may not be actual stepmoms, but they are definitely evil.] “Dear (Step) Moms: My fiancé and I are getting married and taking our honeymoon…