This might be revenge for Mickey taking the CEO job away from him. MAGIC KINGDOM, FL — As Disney readies the parks for upcoming reopening protests, arriving Cast Members found barricades on Main Street U.S.A. Yes, the Walt Disney World Resort & Spa’s Magic Kingdom now has its own autonomous zone. Led by an individual calling himself…
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Headless horsemen are not nearly as scary as invisibly virus particles. WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL — Disney announced yesterday that it was canceling the crowd favorite Mickey’s Not So Scary Halloween Parties (called “MNSSHP” or “Menship” by fans) this year. Instead, they’re ramping up the terror with an all new “Mickey’s VERY Scary No-Mask Halloween…
Disney decides if you can’t beat ’em, transport ’em. ORLANDO, FL — It’s almost heaven: Main Street West, Blue Ridge Big Thunder Mountain, Shanandoah Rivers of America. Life is old there, older than the trees that dot the landscape of Walt Disney World. The mountains are young there, never growing more than 199 feet. But…
Hey, we get some things right, occasionally. DISNEY SPRINGS, FL — Uncle Walt’s Insider previously reported that no one is going Disney Springs in spite of it being open for business. It turns out that might have not been 100% correct. Or 50% correct. Or at all correct. It was a big misunderstanding. Our own Uncle…
Serious. Like, nobody. Cast members, shoppers, looters. We weren’t even there. DISNEY SPRINGS, FL — Disney Springs announced their reopening in May, and the Internet nearly shutdown in excitement. Most assumed that the Walt Disney World shopping district (so called because you can’t buy stuff anywhere else on WDW property) would be packed. Well, May…