Well, he was available. SAN FRANCISCO, CA — As promised, “Chief Twit” Elon Musk has honored the results of a poll of Twitter users and is stepping down as CEO of the social media company. And in confirming his departure, Musk also announced that recently-deposed Disney executive Bob “Bob” Chapek will be taking his place….
He wanted to buy the Babylon Bee, but that’s actually worth something. UNCLE WALT’S INSIDER H.Q., SVALBARD — Fresh off his purchase (and purge) of Twitter, billionaire Elon Musk announced today his plans to purchase Uncle Walt’s Insider. The move comes after his first attempt to buy a news satire site, The Babylon Bee, fell…
The Uncle Walt’s Insider step-planDisney (Step)Moms answer your real questions with their own totally reliable advice. [Lawyer-mandated disclaimer: do NOT rely on this advice. Our panel of experts may or may not be actual stepmoms, but they are definitely evil.] “Dear step-planDisney (Step)Moms: So I see Disney opposed a law against teaching 5-8 years about…
Now that Elon Musk has bought Twitter, he may have a few billion left over to buy Disney. Should he? Today’s question: “Hey Walt, should Elon Musk buy Disney?” Submitted by B.C., J.V., J.D’A., & B.I., Various locations, USA Hi Anonymous, Thanks for asking. The idea of Disney keeping their independence and influence from a…
You put your Elon in, you take your Chapek out… Admit it, you started to sing that. BURBANK, CA — According to several unreliable news outlets, former Disney CEO Bob “Bob” Iger is set to take over for Bob “Bob” Chapek as CEO of the Disney company. These reports cite numerous complaints against Chapek, but…