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They’re normally inseparable, so we imagine (get it?) quarantine together won’t be too difficult. EPCOT, FL — As the parks prepare to re-open, Disney has started to share what attractions, restaurants, and characters will be available. But notably missing from this list is Dreamfinder and Figment! Uncle Walt’s Insider reached out to our favorite Disney…
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It’s a bold strategy, Cotton. Let’s see if it pays off for them. BURBANK, CA — Joe Rohde’s Earring yesterday is suspending its campaign for the presidency. The brief press release issued yesterday gave three reasons for the decision. The campaign just never gained traction, due to “the quarantine preventing campaign events,” “difficulty in fundraising,”…
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The Earring has to keep six feet away from Joe Rohde. BURBANK, CA — Joe Rohde’s Earring may have been exposed to a person infected with the coronavirus. The famed Imagineer fashion accessory and presidential candidate is in quarantine, and must keep at least six feet from Joe Rohde. Fortunately, Rohde’s earlobe can be stretched…
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Sources say the Earring helped design the Iowa Caucus app. CONCORD, NH — After a strong showing in last week’s Iowa caucuses, Joe Rohde’s Earring only finished second in yesterday’s New Hampshire primary. The dangly presidential candidate finished with 18% of the vote, trailing Democratic front-runner Cory Booker. The stumble came as news of a…
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Voters want a candidate that can win and look stylish doing so. DES MOINES, IA — Having announced its candidacy for president just one week ago yesterday, Joe Rohde’s Earring is certainly making a splash in the 2020 Presidential Election. Uncle Walt’s Insider can announce that, with all precincts reporting, Joe Rohde’s Earring has won…