The Uncle Walt’s Insider (Step) Moms Panel answers your real questions with their own totally reliable advice. [Lawyer-mandated disclaimer: do NOT rely on this advice. Our panel of experts may or may not be actual stepmoms, but they are definitely evil.] “Dear (Step) Moms: I’m thinking of taking my family to Knott’s Berry Farm for…
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Sources say the Earring helped design the Iowa Caucus app. CONCORD, NH — After a strong showing in last week’s Iowa caucuses, Joe Rohde’s Earring only finished second in yesterday’s New Hampshire primary. The dangly presidential candidate finished with 18% of the vote, trailing Democratic front-runner Cory Booker. The stumble came as news of a…
Wait, we gave Ub space to express an opinion? This can’t be good. [Ed.: Marty, I thought we went with the other version of the cover photo. You know, the one that didn’t blow up the first four letters of “Analysis”? Fix this before publishing.] UNCLE WALT’S H.Q., SVALBARD – The holidays are over and…
The Uncle Walt’s Insider (Step) Moms Panel answers your real questions with their own totally reliable advice. [Lawyer-mandated disclaimer: do NOT rely on this advice. Our panel of experts may or may not be actual stepmoms, but they are definitely evil.] “Dear (Step) Moms: I will be staying in the hotel that looks like a…
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The “Hamilton” star took a break from shooting “Mary Poppins Returns Again: the Cash-in.” WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL — Tucked into a corner of Disney’s Animal Kingdom Theme Park and Spa, between Africa and Pandora, is a new attraction: Disney’s Hall of Treasury Secretaries. The new show features animatronics of every U.S. Secretary of the…