Don’t look at the cover photo. Disney may soon charge you for it. BURBANK, CA — In its latest move towards Total Domination of All MediaTM, the Disney Company has acquired ownership and all publishing rights in the “lady yelling at cat” meme. Sources say that the company is still considering how best to use…
![She probably meant to say the Palestine Pavilion. Epcot photo [CC0] via Pixabay; AOC photo by nrkbeta [CC BY-SA 2.0] via Flickr.](https://unclewalts.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/08/aoc-epcot-israel-pavilion-768x432.jpg)
“The emptiness of space is very much a focus of my brain,” — AOC, probably EPCOT, FL — In the midst of Epcot’s many issues — closings, construction, apartment complexes — comes a new hiccup: government meddling. Yes, now even the new Space 220 restaurant is in jeopardy after a U.S. Representative questioned its safety….
The Uncle Walt’s Insider (Step) Moms Panel answers your real questions with their own totally reliable advice. [Lawyer-mandated disclaimer: do NOT rely on this advice. Our panel of experts may or may not be actual stepmoms, but they are definitely evil.] “Dear (Step) Moms: I’m sorry, but I don’t get it. Baby Yoda’s a part…
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Out with the King James Version, in with the drums and smoke machines. ORLANDO, FL — Orlando’s #1 [Ed.: Hashtag 1? What does that mean?] tourist attraction, The Holy Land Experience, is making even more drastic changes to grow their attendance. In addition to adding new thrill rides, the park is also changing signage and…
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It’s already polling ahead of Elizabeth Warren. GLENDALE, CA — Imagineer Joe Rohde is not running for President. But his earring is! In a statement released yesterday, Joe Rohde’s Earring announced its candidacy as an Independent for the 2020 Presidential Election: I believe my unique set of experiences in business, government, and philanthropy will enable…