Completely misread this one.
ANAHEIM, CA -- It's safe to say your humble correspondent has never been so, well, humbled.
I've not yet recovered from the embarrassment, but I feel it is my public duty to warn others: be sure you understand the event you are attending. Specifically, don't misread "Dapper Days" as "Diaper Days."
Diaper Dapper Days
Diap... um, Dapper Days are, according to their website, events where folks "step out in style," attending theme parks dressed in elegant and stylish fashions.
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