![Oh, yeah. There's also a giant mask on Cinderella Castle. Photo by Michael Gray [CC BY-SA 2.0] via Flickr.](https://unclewalts.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/12/cinderella-castle-covid-protection1-768x403.jpg)
Wait, what did they put on Main Street USA??? WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL — In stunning news, exclusive to Uncle Walt’s Insider [Ed.: Actually, most of the articles we make up are exclusive to us], Walt Disney World has shut down entirely due to an outbreak of monkeypox. Details are sketchy at the moment, so…
![Freedom convoy at Epcot's Canada Pavilion. Photo by Steven Miller [CC BY 2.0] via Flickr, and Minas Panagiotokis/Getty Images.](https://unclewalts.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/02/canada-freedom-convoy-moves-to-epcot-768x403.jpg)
“Like the real Canada, but slightly less polite.” WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL — The self-proclaimed Canadian Freedom Convoy isn’t over. It’s just moved south. “We got the idea from our wonderful dictator, I mean, Prime Minister,” said trucker Léonel Legrand of Montreal. “We learned from reliable sources that he was hiding here when we were…
Sure, you’re sick, but that doesn’t mean you should cancel your vacation! (Or does it?) Much of the world is realizing that the pandemic is effectively over, and we’re entering into the endemic phase of COVID where we “just live with it.” (Note: this doesn’t apply to Texas, Florida, or an handful of other states…
!["Steve" peeks oot from behind a rock, eh? Photo by Joe Shlabotnik [CC BY-NC-SA 2.0] via Flickr.](https://unclewalts.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/02/justin-trudeau-spotted-at-epcot-768x403.jpg)
Ottawa streets are clogged with protesting truckers? I’m going to Disney World! WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL — Multiple guests visiting the Canada Pavilion and Spa at EPCOT Centre have reported seeing Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau hiding there. Cast Member Tracey B. tells Uncle Walt’s Insider, “He mostly just keeps to himself, but he’s nice…
Question: will more people stay home because of the fear of Covid, or because of all the restrictions? While some live entertainment has returned to Disney Parks, Resorts and Spas (the spa live entertainment is worth the extra charge!), guests have noticed something unusual: the perfomers stay away from each other, never touching. Not even…