![Someone got a little carried away with the "no mask" celebration! Photo by Carlos [CC BY-NC 2.0] via Flickr.](https://unclewalts.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/06/mickey-mouse-without-a-mask-768x403.jpg)
Warning to anyone who believes the theme park characters are real and not humans in a costume: don’t read this article. Or this warning. WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL — Disney Cast Member Fabiana Cooper, whose name is being withheld for employee discipline reasons, caused a stir yesterday at the Magic Kingdom. Disney (the company) spokesperson…
He took all their presents, their ribbons, their wrappings, Their snoof and their fuzzles, their tringlers and trappings! WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL — For decades, Disney has embraced the holidays, overloading their parks with festive garlands, lights, music, and shows. There were few places in the world that celebrated the season like Walt Disney World….
![Now Mickey will cry over your dead body! Photo by Chad Sparkes [CC BY 2.0] via Flickr, modified.](https://unclewalts.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/07/disneys-magical-funerals-768x403.jpg)
Would Disney exploit a health crisis to drum up business? WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL — While many have questioned Walt Disney World’s decision to reopen its theme parks during the pandemic, some are suggesting a more sinister motive. “They have a business built on death,” said Cast Member Jordan from Davenport, FL our source, who…
![Madame Leota is pretty socially distanced inside a crystal ball. Is the mask really necessary? Photo by Cory Doctorow [CC BY-SA 2.0] via Flickr.](https://unclewalts.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/07/haunted-mansion-covid-overlay-768x403.jpg)
You can’t tell if the grim ghosts are grinning behind their face masks. UNCLE WALT’S H.Q., SVALBARD — With fans still reeling from the many changes to Disney parks, Uncle Walt’s Insider has just learned of more to come. There are potential drastic changes to the Haunted Mansion attraction on their way, incorporating the COVID…
![Not suitable to be worn at Walt Disney World. At least not as a mask. Photo [CC0] via Pixabay.](https://unclewalts.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/07/gator-masks-banned-disney-768x403.jpg)
We tried wearing a gator as a face mask. It wasn’t comfortable. WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL — Disney officials are hard at work learning about potential guest behavior during their phased re-opening of the parks. Based on their observations, Disney has modified their face mask policy, banning the wearing of gators as face masks. This…