It’s like a single-rider line, but with only a 50% chance you’ll get to ride. WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL — Excitement continues to build around the new, completely-park-appropriate “Guardians of the Galaxy” roller coaster currently being built at EPCOT. The coaster, slated to be finished in 2038, has Marvel fans rejoicing (and Epcot Center purists…
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Have we been underestimating the lovable man-dog-thing all these years? BALTIMORE, MD — According to a study published in the New Old England Journal of Medicine, Goofy is not the bumbling fool that we’ve all thought he was. In fact, he’s actually a genius! The author of the study, a fellow at the Johns Hopkins…
The Uncle Walt’s Insider (Step) Moms Panel answers your real questions with their own totally reliable advice. [Lawyer-mandated disclaimer: do NOT rely on this advice. Our panel of experts may or may not be actual stepmoms, but they are definitely evil.] “Dear (Step) Moms: Is a Disney vacation really worth the extra money? Or should…
Here’s what you missed while doing something much less important! Appearing this past week on Uncle Walt’s Insider: Monday (STEP) MOM’S PANEL: WITH THE JUNGLE CRUISE SINKING, IS DISNEY CRUISE LINE SAFE? – So you want to spend days on the ocean but don’t want to get wet? What’s up with that?! Tuesday “MAGIC OF…
Ub from Ub’s Analysis gives his totally fresh opinion on this new cupcake! UNCLE WALT’S INSIDER H.Q., SVALBARD – Have you seen the new Finding Nemo Creamsicle cupcake? All I can say is, “YUMM!” Let’s face it. When you go to a Disney Park or Hotel and select your food, why are you selecting it?…