![Possible new Disney park location in Michigan? Photo by rmhermen [CC-BY-SA-3.0] via Wikimedia Commons.](https://unclewalts.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/Upper_Peninsula_of_Michigan2-768x432.jpg)
Say Ya to da UP, eh! ESCANABA, MI — Following the recent discovery of a “Hidden Mickey” in a bowl of breakfast cereal, Disney has announced that they will be building a theme park just outside of Escanaba, Michigan. Escanaba? Seriously? Escanaba? Seriously. They said Escanaba. We caught up with Disney spokesperson Jun Disney (no…
![Toy Story Land in Hong Kong, which is also being shipped to Florida. Photo by Laika ac [CC BY-SA 2.0] via Wikimedia Commons.](https://unclewalts.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/toy-story-land-somewhere-768x432.jpg)
Guests expecting the new land to open today will be disappointed, but there’s a good reason for the shutdown. DISNEY’S HOLLYWOOD STUDIOS, FL — In a shocking turn, Walt Disney Parks and Resorts and Spas has announced that the new Toy Story Land at Disney’s Hollywood Studios will not open after all. Guests who have…
![The only thing at Universal Orlando. Photo by Rstoplabe14 [CC BY-SA 3.0] via Wikimedia Commons.](https://unclewalts.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/Wizarding_World_of_Harry_Potter_Castle-768x432.jpg)
Most leave the park without even noticing the other areas or attractions. ORLANDO, FL — A shocking new poll shows that a whopping 62 percent of all visitors to Universal Orlando are only aware of the Harry Potter-related parts of the resort. Although the Universal Studios Orlando resort first opened its doors in 1990, and…
![Inconsistently rainy day at Tomorrowland. Photo by Simon Kellogg [CC BY 2.0] via Flickr.](https://unclewalts.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/disney-magic-kingdom-rainy-day-768x432.jpg)
StupidGuestTricks.com brings you this remarkable tale of guest absurdity. WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL — While at the Magic Kingdom during a rainstorm the other day, an Uncle Walt’s Insider staff member stopped by Guest Relations to compliment a hard-working (and likely underpaid) Cast Member. While we were there, we overheard a rather newsworthy complaint: the…
Disney’s mischievous but lovable alien is celebrated around the globe each June 26. Today is the 26th day of June, but of course, you don’t need Uncle Walt’s Insider to tell you that! You were probably awakened by the sound of fireworks at a midnight and lots of loud revelers in the street — if…