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Walt’s original park may soon be Six Flags: Magicland. GRAND PRAIRIE, TX — Officials with Six Flags confirmed today that they are in “serious negotiations” with Disney Parks and Resorts. Their goal? To purchase Disneyland. THE Disneyland. “Obviously it’s a prize we’ve had our eye on for a long time,” Six Flags CEO Jim “James”…
“You’re dumb. Very dumb. But you’ve met your match in me.” – Col. Flagg MAGIC KINGDOM, FL — Disney fans watching the parade at the opening night of the 2019 Mickey’s Not So Scary Halloween Party were shocked to see a new “villain”: Colonel Samuel Flagg. Flagg, a recurring character on the long-running sitcom M*A*S*H,…
The Uncle Walt’s Insider (Step) Moms Panel answers your real questions with their own totally reliable advice. [Lawyer-mandated disclaimer: do NOT rely on this advice. Our panel of experts may or may not be actual stepmoms, but they are definitely evil.] “Dear (Step) Moms: “Do we need proof of vaccinations before going to Galaxy’s Edge?”…
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Even the world’s #1 vacation destination misses an electric bill payment now and then. DISNEY SPRINGS, FL — Officials at the Walt Disney World Resort, Spa & Bottling Factory were left scrambling late Monday night after their power was shut off. The power outage across the resort was due to a missed electric bill payment….
The D23 announcement has everyone dancing on one leg in anticipation! ANAHEIM, CA — More exciting news out of the D23 Expo at the Anaheim Convention Center. On Thursday of last week, Disney officials announced that Moana-themed restrooms are coming to Epcot! Officially described as an “attraction” called “Journey of Water,” the restrooms are part…