Today is April Fool’s Day. Most Disney news sources will use today to run a clickbait article containing some semi-plausible Disney rumor, designed only to generate comments and not actually convey any news. However, we are not most other Disney news sources. We value our journalistic integrity, so we have chosen to save the semi-plausible…
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Here’s all you need to know about the return to Walt’s original park! ANAHEIM, CA — Thanks to fake Biden’s executive order and impenetrable mask breakthroughs, Disneyland may actually reopen soon! So we thought we’d share with you what to expect when you return to Disneyland. Buckle in, and away we go! Stale churros We…
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New plaques have been added to Legends Plaza BURBANK, PEOPLE’S REPUBLIC OF CALIFORNIA — The Walt Disney Company has added plaques for the most recent class of Disney Legends to the pillars in Legends Plaza! On a recent walk through the plaza, our intrepid reporter noticed newly installed tributes to Christina Aguilera, Wing Chao, Robert…
He could be in charge of demolishing every unoriginal attraction. Hmm… BURBANK, CA — With the recent news that longtime Disney Imagineer Joe Rohde has left Walt Disney Imagineering, ostensibly to go play with cruise ships trains spaceships, there is a rare opening for the head Imagineer. Our sources have told us that the new…
One person in America still has original ideas. GLENDALE, CA — Elon Musk has joined Disney’s Imagineering as a creative consultant. [Ed.: Didn’t we just say that in the headline?] Uncle Walt’s Insider found that the move came after Disney was looking for some sort of ideas for new attractions to put into the parks, but admitted…