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Here’s how the Epcot Construction Closure will affect the average guest. And you. WORLD SHOWCASE LAGOON, FL — As we reported, Epcot will be closed for the next two years, at least most of it. And it will affect your vacation. [Ed.: We’re assuming here that your vacation will be at Walt Disney World. If…
We invite you to <cough> sit back, relax, <cough> and enjoy your <cough> grand <cough> circle tour. MAGIC KINGDOM, FL — A photo taken at the exit to the Tomorrowland Transit Authority shows what appears to be a fire, sparking a blaze of fiery internet comments earlier. Disney officials have not released an official cause,…
A special “thank you” for your support. Exactly the same as last year’s “special thank you.” UNCLE WALT’S INSIDER H.Q. — We here at Uncle Walt’s Insider love the holiday season, and this year we are [Ed.: again] especially grateful for you, our reader. [Ed.: By “you, our reader,” we mean the person reading this right…
Seriously, what were they thinking? UNCLE WALT’S H.Q., SVALBARD — Disney+’s original series in the Star Wars universe, The Mandalorian, has introduced pop culture to the lovable unnamed character pictured above. Referred to online as “Baby Yoda,” he has sparked endless memes and internet references. And he’s about to die. A preview screening copy Your…
Marty’s back from California! Here’s what he found at Disneyland last week. UNCLE WALT’S H.Q., SVALBARD — Our own writer and ink & paint specialist Marty is back from his trip to Disneyland! [Marty: It feels weird to be referring to myself in the third person. Won’t people notice that I’m the author of this…