Everyone’s favorite Star Wars character replaces a boring turtle! WALT DISNEY WORLD — Some were shocked back in January when Epcot’s The Seas with Nemo and Friends pavilion abruptly canceled “Turtle Talk with Crush” and replaced it with a similar experience involving Star Wars’ Jar Jar Binks. Although said to be a temporary change –…
Admit it: this would have been a lot more fun. WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL — “Characters in Flight,” the popular Disney Springs attraction that takes guests 14,500 feet in the air while strapped to the underside of a giant, colorful hydrogen balloon, looked very different during its planning stages. Internal documents from Aerophile S.A., the…
“Lonely World” is an ongoing series featuring romance tips for single adults visiting theme park destinations on their own. Are you alone on Valentines Day? You don’t have to be! While everyone the world fawns over his or her significant other, you are free to have fun your own way — and there is plenty…
In a surprising mooove, Clarabelle Cow will be out for an undisclosed time period. BURBANK, CALIFORNIA — Leading bovine lady Clarabelle Cow has been placed on the injured reserve roster, the Disney Company announced Tuesday. In a press release, the company states that Ms. Cow sustained a “very personal injury” during a milking incident, and that…
Like capsules of laundry detergent, pixie dust may seem edible, but it’s not. BURBANK, CA — In the wake of the “Tide Pod challenge,” Disney officials have issued a warning that pixie dust is intended for external application only, and must not be taken internally. “It’s never come up before,” Disney spokesperson Jun Disney [no…