News Brief: Pixie dust not to be taken internally

Like capsules of laundry detergent, pixie dust may seem edible, but it’s not.

BURBANK, CA — In the wake of the “Tide Pod challenge,” Disney officials have issued a warning that pixie dust is intended for external application only, and must not be taken internally. “It’s never come up before,” Disney spokesperson Jun Disney [no relation] told Uncle Walt’s, “but apparently you just don’t know these days what kids will try. Honestly, we have not tested what might happen if someone swallows pixie dust, but I’d guess it would be pretty awful. Can you imagine someone’s internal organs trying to fly around inside of them? Even if it’s just the happy ones?”