Pictured: a partial group of current Democrat presidential candidates. WASHINGTON, DC — Grumpy, Sneezy, and Doc want to be your President. So do their fellow dwarfs, along with Donald Duck’s nephews and many, many other well-known Disney characters. In fact, Federal Election Commission filings this week show that multiple characters have formed exploratory committees, and…
We have friends in high places! Who knew? UNCLE WALT’S H.Q., SVALBARD — So someone at Marvel Studios must really be a fan of Uncle Walt’s Insider! Yes, we were sent an advanced Blu-Ray copy of the upcoming blockbuster Avengers: Endgame! And now we’re going to share with you some of the biggest surprises (once we…
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The Disney Empire annexes another entertainment giant. COPPELL, TX — He’s been hanging on walls and singing for 20 years. He’s probably the most well-known fish in the world after Jaws, Nemo, and Abe Vigoda. He’s Big Mouth Billy Bass. And now he’s a part of Disney’s world, as the entertainment giant has announced the buyout…
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Disney insists the measure is only precautionary. ANAHEIM, CA — Showings of Disneyland’s beloved and environmentally friendly “Main Street Wind Turbine Parade” have been halted, at least temporarily, after statements by a public official suggested the floats’ wind turbines might cause cancer. “We’re sure they’re safe,” says Disney (the company) spokesperson Jun Disney (no relation)….
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Guests report seeing Minnie Mouse since her supposed demise earlier this week. DISNEYLAND, CA — Less than one week after Uncle Walt’s Insider reported that a feral cat had eaten Minnie Mouse, some guests report seeing Minnie alive and well in the park. This is not only extremely suspicious, but raises several questions. What really…